"Women can smell anything"

   

 

             Yes… “Ladkiyan bewakuuf nhi hoti…” unhe sab pata hota hai… aur hum ladke bewakuuf hotey hai jo apne dosto se ye boltey hai yr ussey toh kuch pata hi nhi hai… mai faltu mai time waste karra hu itna effort laga raha hu. Ladkion ko pata hai ki koun unhe ghuur raha hai, koun unka piccha kar raha hai, koun unhe “line” maar raha hai, koun unhe triangle maar raha hai etc etc.. hehehe… okey jokes apart. Actually 10 main se 8 ladke aise hi hotey hai jo “one sided love” mai padey hotey hai. Aur wo try kar kar ke- kar kar ke pareshan ho gye hotey hai… aur last mai boltey hai… “yr wo meri kismat mai nhi”.

          Okey, now back to topic, Women can smell anything, wo kisi ke bhi iraado ko “smell” kar sakti hai. Har ladki ke dimag mai ek anteena hota hai… she can catch all the emotions and feelings around her. Aksar humane school/colleges mai dekha hai ladka apni pasand ki ladki ka wait karta hai.. ki wo kab ghar jaye toh mai bhi ghar jaau… ladki usme jyada dhyaan nhi deti par ussey pata hai ki… wo ullu ka pattha ussi ka wait karra hai. A girl is perfect in face and thought predictions.

 So at last.. it’s my conclusion that leave her.. Leave her alone…. Respect her feeling.., respect her thoughts. Tumne toh try kar liya na… bas ek try hi kafi hai… arey ussey relationship mai hi aana hota toh tumhare pehle issarey mai hi wo tumharey pass aa jati. Waise bhi ladkiyon ko Joor-jabardasti pasand nhi, ye toh maine unhi se pucha hai…. haha. 

         Acha, kisi ladki ko propose karna hi hai toh 3-4 meeting mai kardo… iske bahut faidey hai… kam se kam guilty feel toh nhi hota. Par agar achi dost pe dil aa gaya toh beta phass gaye tum… usko propose karne se pehle 1000 toh kya 1,00,000 baar jarur soch lena…. Kyuki Han kar diya toh “life is beautiful” par agar na kar diya toh devdas toh ban hi jaogey upar se ek acha friend bhi gaya aur ussey jindagi bhar apni shakal bhi ni dikha paoge. Acha ladkiyon ke pet dialouge hotey hai indirect mana karney ke i.e. “mujhe ye sab pasand nhi”, “I am already in a relationship” yunhi jabki wo ho bhi na, “I hate love stories”, “inn sab chhakaro mai ni padhna chahiye… galat hai ye sab”… blah blah…!! Bas itna suntey hi…. Step back your feet from her… leave her… ya toh “yaadon ki baraat” ke sahare jilo… hehehe… ya phir itna hi hai toh kahi aur try karlo.. hahaha!!!

"Wo Shehar...": My first self made poem

This is my first ever poem written by me... hope you enjoy it... but believe me it was not a easy task for me to write this..!

                       Wo Shehar...

Na jaane uss shehar main koun mera tha

jo khawabon main dekha, kabhi wo chehra tera tha,

Yu toh pehle bhi hua karti thi baatein tumse

par na jaane ye ehsaas kuch naya sa tha,

Ab tak akela bhatka raha badalon ki tarah

kya pata tha issey toh bas tujhme hi barasna tha,

Tere aane se har taraf kuch alag sa hai mere yaar

warna apni jindagi mai bhi pasra sannata sa tha,

Nikley toh they uss shehar se kai baar

par ab ye ehsaas kuch naya sa tha,

Hamara toh ab har lamha,har yaad aur har baat tumhari hai

par kya maine jisey apna samjha wo kabhi mera tha..??

                      - by Saurabh Pasbola

F*** this Word "Friendzone"....

Ladka Friend zoned ka shikar kahi pe bhi ho sakta facebook pe, College mai , pados mai , train mai , bus mai (actually train mai aur bus mai ladke bhaizoned ka shikar hote hai unki baat kabhi aur din karege) . Aaj hum Facebook pe friend zone ka shikar  hue ladko ki baat karege . Facebook pe kuch ladkiya unknown ki friend request accept ni karti but kuch dayawaan Ladkiya unknown ki request accept kar leti hai. Baate suru hoti hai intro hota hai ladke ladki ko impress karne ke liye yahan waha se joke pelte google se sayari chapte hai aur ache dost ban jate hai ladka jab first time ladki ki profile dekhta hai tabhi usko us ladki mai apni maa ki hone wali Bahu nazar aa jati hai. Lekin ladki ke dil aur dimag mai kuch aur hi hota hai .

Ladke ke dil aur dimag pe kabja Karke ladki uski raato ki neend aur din ka chain toh chin hi leti hai sath hi sath uspe aise haq jamati hai jaise kal hi shadi hui ho , ladka isi jaal mai dheere dheere fasta chala jata hai aur pata nahi chalta kab ek hasta khelta masum sa ladka ek ladki ke liye uska aisa dost ban jata hai aisa dost jo bf ni hai but bf se bhi jayda hai. But ladka mn hi mn ladki se pyar kar betheta hai aur apne dosto se suggestion leta hai “Bhai tumhari Bhabhi (Dosto mai ladkiyo ko 2 hi naamo se jana jata Meri bhabhi aur teri bhabhi) Ko purpose kar du ?” Aur Party lene ke chakar mai kamine dost suggestion dete hai “Haan bhai jaldi kar fir party karege” “ab tak kiya kyu ni be party karte” “Bhai tu relationship mai aayga sabse jayda main khus houga party karege” “Bhai dosto ko bhul toh ni jayga? Party karege”   Aur dosto ke ye suggestion sunke ladka josh mai aa jata hai , Aur ladki ko jake propose kar deta hai aur fir uski duniya palat si jati hai time ruk sa jata hai jab wo ladki ka reply sunta hai wahi reply jo hum sabko pata hai wahi reply jiske uper ye article hai “We are Just Good friends Maine kabhi tumhe us nazar se dekha hi nahi”. Aur fir Ladke ke pass 1 hi option hota hai friend zone mai khushi khushi rahana Ye friend zone hi hai jo chetan bhagat ko half girlfriend likhne pe majboor karta hai aur manav jaati pe kaher leke aata hai.

From my dairy...

Maine toh bahut chaha
magar wo mili hi nhi,
lakh koshish ki magar fasla mita hi nhi...

Uss ko zamaney ne iss kadar toada ki
meri kisi ada par wo thehri hi nhi...

Khuda se jholi faila kar manga tha ussey
khuda ne meri iss dua ko suna hi nhi...

Har ek se pucha sawal uss ke na milney ka,
aur har ek ne kaha, 
wo tere liye thi hi nhi...

Be her/him... your first and last crush

I never thought i would risk the chance of getting hurt again, but for some reason when i am with you it all seems worth it...

Never get attached to someone, unless they also feels the same, because one sided expectations can mentally destroy you...

Sometimes the truths are so shocking for someone that they can't handle it, so keep confusing them...

There is a weird pleasure to love someone who does not love you...

Our parents  taught us not to talk to stranger, so why they want us to spend the whole life with the strangers...?

If you cry for a reason in your past, then never cry again for the same reason today...

“Love at first site” means you love her “beauty”...but love after “knowing her” completely means you love her “heart”...

 

Dairy of A.Bacchan...

• Girna bhi acha hai..
  Aukaat ka pata chalta hai..
  Badhtey hai jab hath uthane ko…
  Tab apno ka pata chalta hai….
  
  
  Jinhe gussa aata hai….
  wo log sacche hote hai…
  maine jhuto ko aksar…
  muskuratey hue dekha hai… 
  
  
• Dooriyon se rishte chhuta nahi karte.
  Waqt ki maar se lamhe tuta nahi karte.
  Milte he kuch aise DOST zindagi me.
  jinse kabhi natey tuta nahi karte...... 
  
  
• dukh ye nahi ke tum humse dur huye
  dukh ye hai k tera dard koi samjh naa payega.
  kabhi mil jaye kisi mod pe to bus pehchaan lena
  warna tera dost aise hi marr jayegaa....