A girl wants a perfect, ideal man. Yes girls that man is exist around you and waiting patiently. Girls have their own list of qualities they want and sometimes the list is bizarre. But believe me if you want to find the perfect man… please ma’am you will have to stay single forever.
Look I have some common list given below:
1. He should earn like a billionaire.
Her Dialogue: “bhagwaan.. mujhe ek ameer ghar ki bahu banana”. Bullshit.. toh hum jaise ladko ki umeed khatam..??
Yes, of course money is everything in this world. And for a girl, money is everything; she
wants their ideal partner to mint money very second. Why..? Of course shopping…. Haha.!!
2. Tall as a giraffe.
Her dialogue: “bhagwaanji, ladka 6’11” hona chahiye, okey?”
Aur bhagwaan bhi: “lo beti.. tathastu! And suddenly.. “Giraffe appears”. Again Bullshit… mujh
jaise ka phir koi scope nhi.
No... I really don’t know.. Why a girl want a tall man.. It’s not about a single girl… I asked
from lot of girls and every girl want a tall man..! Actually…. I know the reason behind it…. This
matter is connects with the physical relationship…. I can’t discuss it here… it’s quite awkward.
3. Romance like shahrukh khan.
Her dialogue: After watching DDLJ… or the song “saans” with Katrina kaif… “kash mera pati bhi mujhe aisa hi pyaar karey..!!
Oh yes! Every girl loves SRK and dreams of finding such a life partner. Well girls “this type of
dreams don’t comes true.” Haha..!
4. An emraan hasmi fan.
Her dialogue: “he is hot”. And every boy says..”WTF… we all are professional in this..” haha..!
Oh come on…. I am not gonna talk about KISS…!! And Emraan hasmi too…!
Well I don’t know about this thing much…. But I really heard about Emraan hasmi that he is
famous among girls… aur aap andaaza laga lo… ki kyun?
5. Body like Salmaan and Cute like Shahid.
Actually.. now salmaan body is not so famous as compared to other actors because in film
industry every one have six abs…! so now “salmaan body” is only remain a word for Bollywood.
But every girl want a boy.. who have nice body structure… who looks cool when shirt less,….
Kyuki wo gool pait aajkal kisi ko bhi pasand nhi… because this may be defines a lazy guy. And you know what.. that’s why I work hard in gym these days…. Six abs coming soon ladies... Haha..!!
Oh how I forget… the word “CUTE”. Actually, I am scared of this word… when ever a girl call
you cute…. Don’t get over excited…. Beware my friend…. Because “wo tumhe ek good guy kitarah dekhti hai… a good ... Cute… sensible… ufff..”. Ab tumhe bhai banna hai ya BF.. tumhari
marzi..!
6. Caring like a nurse.
Her dialogue: “shaadi ke baad bacche ka khyaal karne waala bhi hona chahiye”.
Come on girls… “Caring girl” hears good rather than a “caring boy”
7. Hot as a sun.
Her dialogue: “ladka hot hona chahiye… john ya ranbir ki tarah”
Bhagwaan: tathaastu beti. Lo “suraj” thik hai tere liye. Haha..!
8. As loyal as DOG.
Her dialogue: “jo mai kahu.. wo bas wahi kare..”
Acha ye sunke gaana yaad aaya ek…. “ban gaya kutta dekho.. ban gaya kutta..”. Iss movie ka 2nd part bhi aana wala hai… check the trailer.
If not before marriage, every guy becomes dog eventually. “aur iss kuttey ka din kabhi nhi aata”.
Okay… I think that’s it for today. And my next article is based on the 1st point of this list… I
hope will enjoy that too.
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